+800 Nicknames for Penis: A Comprehensive List for Different Ways to Call a Penis

+800 Nicknames for Penis: A Comprehensive List for Different Ways to Call a Penis

Dicks can be referred to in a variety of ways. A collection of more than 800 additional words for the penis in alphabetical order is provided in this article. This list includes both common slang terminology and more uncommon and obscure words that are all related to the penis.

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+800 Different Words for Penis: A Comprehensive List

  1. Anaconda
  2. Antenna
  3. Appendage
  4. Armadillo
  5. Arrow
  6. Baby maker
  7. Baguette
  8. Bald Avenger
  9. Bald-headed giggle stick
  10. Bally Wacker
  11. Banana
  12. Banger
  13. Baseball bat
  14. Baton
  15. Bayonet
  16. Beast
  17. Beef bayonet
  18. Beef whistle
  19. Bellend
  20. Big boy
  21. Big guy
  22. Biscuit
  23. Bishop
  24. Black mamba
  25. Blastocyst
  26. Blood sausage
  27. Blue-veined custard chucker
  28. Blue-veined junket pumper
  29. Boaby
  30. Bobbin
  31. Bollocks
  32. Bologna pony
  33. Bolt
  34. Bone
  35. Boner
  36. Booboo
  37. Boom stick
  38. Boot
  39. Bopper
  40. Botswana beef bayonet
  41. Bouncer
  42. Bouncing Betty
  43. Braciole
  44. Brain
  45. Branch
  46. Bratwurst
  47. Broccoli
  48. Broccoli spear
  49. Brown trout
  50. Brownie
  51. Brutus and the Twins
  52. Bubble
  53. Bubble gum machine
  54. Buckaroo
  55. Buckwheat
  56. Buddah's belly button
  57. Buffalo soldier
  58. Bulge
  59. Bull
  60. Bull's-eye
  61. Bully beef
  62. Bully stick
  63. Bum tickler
  64. Bumper
  65. Burrito
  66. Buster
  67. Butt dart
  68. Butterbean
  69. Button
  70. Caber
  71. Cabeza
  72. Cactus
  73. Cadbury's c
  74. Cajones
  75. Camel toe
  76. Cane
  77. Cannoli
  78. Captain winky
  79. Capuchin
  80. Carrot
  81. Cervix sentinel
  82. Chameleon
  83. Champignon
  84. Cheese log
  85. Cheesestick
  86. Chef's special
  87. Cherub
  88. Chicken
  89. Chico stick
  90. Choad
  91. Chode
  92. Chopper
  93. Chowder
  94. Christmas goose
  95. Chub
  96. Chubby
  97. Chuck Dickens
  98. Cigar
  99. Cinnamon roll
  100. Clam
  101. Classic
  102. Clit stick
  103. Cloak
  104. Clock
  105. Club
  106. Cobra
  107. Cock
  108. Cod
  109. Colossus
  110. Commander
  111. Cone
  112. Conga
  113. Conquistador
  114. Consolation prize
  115. Cookie
  116. Corkscrew
  117. Corn dog
  118. Cornholio
  119. Cornish game hen
  120. Corporal
  121. Cossack
  122. Cougar bait
  123. Coxcomb
  124. Crank
  125. Crankshaft
  126. Creamer
  127. Crimper
  128. Crimson mushroom
  129. Crinkle-cut
  130. Crown jewels
  131. Crunchwrap
  132. Crème de la crème
  133. Cucumber
  134. Cummerbund
  135. Custard launcher
  136. Cylinder
  137. D's
  138. Dagger
  139. Dallas Dangler
  140. Danger noodle
  141. Darth Vader
  142. Deep sea diver
  143. Dick
  144. Dickas Hilton
  145. Ding dong
  146. Ding-dong
  147. Dingaling
  148. Dipstick
  149. Disco stick
  150. Dismount
  151. Divining rod
  152. DJ
  153. Dog
  154. Doggy
  155. Dolly
  156. Dong
  157. Donkey
  158. Doorknob
  159. Dope stick
  160. Dork
  161. Dormouse
  162. Double barrel
  163. Double dragon
  164. Downstairs department
  165. Drainpipe
  166. Driller
  167. Drumstick
  168. Dude piston
  169. Dumb stick
  170. Dutch courage
  171. Dutch rudder
  172. Excalibur
  173. Firehose
  174. Franks and beans
  175. Gerald
  176. Gherkin
  177. Giggeli
  178. Goldfinger
  179. Groin
  180. Hammer
  181. hammer of love
  182. Hammer of Thor
  183. handle
  184. hard drive
  185. Hard-on
  186. hardware
  187. hatchet wound
  188. he-man
  189. heat-seeking missile
  190. heat-seeking moisture missile
  191. helmet
  192. herbie
  193. Hercules
  194. high hard one
  195. hoo-ha
  196. hoo-hoo
  197. hook
  198. horn
  199. Hose
  200. hose
  201. hot dog
  202. hot rod
  203. hot sausage
  204. Humphrey
  205. hymie
  206. iceberg
  207. Indiana Bones
  208. Jack in the box
  209. Jack's magic beanstalk
  210. Jackhammer
  211. jammy
  212. janitor in the hallway
  213. java
  214. javelin
  215. jawbreaker
  216. Jedi
  217. Jefferson
  218. jelly doughnut
  219. Jenny Craig
  220. Jerry
  221. jiffy stick
  222. Jimmy
  223. Jizz Launcher
  224. John Henry
  225. John Johnson
  226. Johnson
  227. Jorma
  228. Joy-stick
  229. Joystick
  230. joystick
  231. Judge
  232. Juicy fruit
  233. jumbo
  234. Jumper
  235. Junior
  236. Junk
  237. junk
  238. justin
  239. Justus
  240. Kaiser
  241. kebab
  242. Keck
  243. Kennedy
  244. kielbasa
  245. King Ding Dong
  246. King Kong
  247. King Richard
  248. King size
  249. King snake
  250. King's scepter
  251. King's sword
  252. Kipper
  253. Kitty
  254. Knob
  255. Knobgoblin
  256. Knobhead
  257. Knobkerrie
  258. Knobstick
  259. Kraken
  260. Krull the Warrior King
  261. Kulli
  262. Kyrpä
  263. L'Engin
  264. L'Outil
  265. L'Unita
  266. Lady-pleaser
  267. Laidy's lollypop
  268. Lance
  269. Lancer
  270. Lava flow
  271. Leader
  272. Leaky faucet
  273. Leatherman
  274. Lechon
  275. Leek
  276. Leg
  277. Leg of lamb
  278. Leg of mutton
  279. Leggy
  280. Lemon
  281. Lemondrop
  282. Length
  283. Lengthy
  284. Leo
  285. Leosaurus
  286. Leper
  287. Leroy
  288. Leviathan
  289. Libido
  290. Lick
  291. Lickety-split
  292. Lighthouse
  293. Lightning rod
  294. Lil' bro
  295. Lil' willy
  296. Lily
  297. Lima
  298. Limber dick
  299. Limber jimmy
  300. Limbo
  301. Limousine
  302. Limp biscuit
  303. Limp noodle
  304. Limp penis
  305. Limp-dick
  306. Limp-jim
  307. Limpkin
  308. Lincoln
  309. Lindy
  310. Lingam
  311. Link
  312. Linty
  313. Lion
  314. Lipstick
  315. Liquidator
  316. Liquor stick
  317. Lissome
  318. Little birdie
  319. Little bro
  320. Little chap
  321. Little guy
  322. Little head
  323. Little john
  324. Little man
  325. Little peter
  326. Little soldier
  327. Little willy
  328. Lizard
  329. Lizard tongue
  330. Locomotive
  331. Log
  332. Lollipop
  333. Long Dong Silver
  334. Long dong silver
  335. Long fellow
  336. Long john
  337. Long johnson
  338. Long one
  339. Long stick
  340. Longfellow
  341. Longfellow diller
  342. Longhorn
  343. Longie
  344. Longjohn
  345. Longshanks
  346. Longstaff
  347. Magic Mike
  348. Magic stick
  349. Magic Wand
  350. Magic wand
  351. Manhood
  352. Meat Scepter
  353. Meat stick
  354. Member
  355. Micropenis
  356. Mini-me
  357. Missile
  358. Moby Dick
  359. Mojo
  360. Monster
  361. Mount Vesuvius
  362. Mr. Happy
  363. Mr. Winky
  364. Mule
  365. Mushroom
  366. Mushroom Head
  367. Mutton
  368. Myrtle
  369. Nard
  370. Nether rod
  371. One-eye Pete
  372. One-Eyed Monster
  373. One-eyed monster
  374. One-Eyed Snake
  375. One-eyed trouser snake
  376. One-eyed wonder weasel
  377. Organ
  378. Package
  379. Packer
  380. Packing heat
  381. Pecker
  382. Pee-Pee
  383. Pee-pee
  384. Peen
  385. Pencil
  386. Pencil dick
  387. Penile appendage
  388. Penile shaft
  389. Penile tissue
  390. Penile unit
  391. Penile weapon
  392. Penis
  393. Pepperoncini
  394. Peter
  395. Phallos
  396. Phallus
  397. Piece
  398. Pink Oboe
  399. Pintle
  400. Pipe
  401. Pistol
  402. Piston
  403. Pleasure Stick
  404. Plonker
  405. Pocket Rocket
  406. Pogo stick
  407. Poker
  408. Pole
  409. Popcorn
  410. Pork Sword
  411. Prick
  412. Private
  413. Private part
  414. Purple-headed yogurt slinger
  415. Purple-helmeted trouser snake
  416. Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love
  417. Purple-helmeted warrior of love
  418. Purple-helmeted yogurt thrower
  419. Python
  420. Quiver bone
  421. Ramrod
  422. Ranger
  423. Rascal
  424. Red-capped mushroom
  425. Rod
  426. Root of Jesse
  427. Rude boy
  428. Sausage
  429. Scepter
  430. Schlong
  431. Schwanz
  432. Schwanzstucker
  433. Schwetty balls
  434. Scooby Snack
  435. Screwdriver
  436. Scrod
  437. Scrotum
  438. Sea monster
  439. Secret weapon
  440. Shaft
  441. Shillelagh
  442. Shiv
  443. Shlong
  444. Skin Flute
  445. Skin flute
  446. Skinner
  447. Slingblade
  448. Slug
  449. Slugger
  450. Smacker
  451. Snake
  452. Snapper
  453. Soldier
  454. Spam javelin
  455. Spear
  456. Speed Bump
  457. Speedboat
  458. Spigot
  459. Spigot of love
  460. Spitstick
  461. Spitter
  462. Sponge
  463. Spongebob
  464. Sprout
  465. Spunk gun
  466. Spurt gun
  467. Squirt gun
  468. Staff
  469. Stallion
  470. Stand
  471. Stand up
  472. Starfruit
  473. Stick
  474. Stiffie
  475. Stiffy
  476. Stinger
  477. Stock
  478. Stone
  479. Stone of David
  480. Stonehenge
  481. Stonker
  482. Stopper
  483. Striker
  484. Stud
  485. Stump
  486. Submarine
  487. Sugar stick
  488. Super soaker
  489. Supercock
  490. Surfboard
  491. Swamp lizard
  492. Swansong
  493. Sweetmeat
  494. Swiss Army Penis
  495. Swizzle stick
  496. Sword
  497. Tabasco
  498. Tadger
  499. Tail
  500. Tall tommy
  501. tally
  502. Tallywacker
  503. tallywhacker
  504. Tang
  505. Tank
  506. tapa
  507. Tassle
  508. Tasty pastry
  509. tater
  510. Tazmanian devil
  511. Tea and crumpets
  512. Tea stick
  513. Telescoping tower
  514. Tent peg
  515. Testicle
  516. Testicles
  517. testicular tissue
  518. testiculi
  519. testies
  520. testons
  521. testosterbone
  522. The anaconda
  523. The baton
  524. The big guy
  525. the big vein
  526. the bishop
  527. The blue-veined custard chucker
  528. The chopper
  529. The cone
  530. the conga
  531. The cyclops
  532. The ding dong
  533. The Dipstick
  534. The dong
  535. The driver
  536. The dude piston
  537. the eye of the needle
  538. the family jewels
  539. the flagpole
  540. The flesh flute
  541. The flesh rocket
  542. the fleshy tripod
  543. the fuck stick
  544. the fun rod
  545. The grower
  546. the head
  547. The heat-seeking moisture missile
  548. the hose
  549. The joystick
  550. the King
  551. The knob
  552. the little man in the boat
  553. The love muscle
  554. the magic wand
  555. the main vein
  556. The male member
  557. the man in the boat
  558. The meat whistle
  559. the member
  560. The middle leg
  561. The mighty mite
  562. the old boy
  563. The old man
  564. The one-eyed captain
  565. The one-eyed monster
  566. the one-eyed snake
  567. The one-eyed wonder worm
  568. The package
  569. The peen
  570. The peeper
  571. the pendulum
  572. the peter
  573. The pink cigar
  574. the pink oboe
  575. The pipe
  576. the piston
  577. the pleasure pole
  578. The poker
  579. The pole
  580. the pork sword
  581. the prick
  582. The purple-helmeted warrior
  583. the purple-helmeted warrior of love
  584. The python
  585. The rocket
  586. The rod
  587. The salami
  588. The sausage
  589. The schlong
  590. the scoop
  591. The shaft
  592. The shotgun
  593. The skin flute
  594. The snake
  595. the spitter
  596. the staff of life
  597. the stick
  598. The stiff one
  599. The stinger
  600. the stonker
  601. the sword
  602. The third leg
  603. The tool
  604. The trouser snake
  605. The tube steak
  606. the unit
  607. The wang
  608. the weasel
  609. The wedge
  610. the wee-wee
  611. The weenie
  612. The whopper
  613. The wiener
  614. The wiggle stick
  615. the willy
  616. the wingwang
  617. The womb raider
  618. The wonder worm
  619. The woody
  620. the worm
  621. thingy
  622. Third Leg
  623. Third leg
  624. Thorn
  625. Thrill drill
  626. Throb knob
  627. throbber
  628. Throbbing gristle
  629. Thumper
  630. Thunderbird
  631. Thunderbolt
  632. Thunderstick
  633. Tic Tac
  634. Tickle pickle
  635. Tickler
  636. Tiger
  637. Tiki
  638. Timber
  639. Time machine
  640. Tingler
  641. Tinker
  642. Tinkerbell
  643. tip
  644. Tip drill
  645. Tip of the iceberg
  646. Tipper
  647. Tissue
  648. Titan
  649. Toad
  650. toadstool
  651. todger
  652. Toe
  653. Tool
  654. tooly
  655. tooter
  656. Toothpick
  657. Tootsie roll
  658. Top gun
  659. Torch
  660. Tower
  661. Tower of power
  662. tractor beam
  663. Trafalgar
  664. Treasure
  665. Tree trunk
  666. Tri-pod
  667. Trinket
  668. Trombone
  669. Trouser Snake
  670. Trousersnake
  671. Trumpet
  672. Truncheon
  673. Trunk
  674. Tuba
  675. tube
  676. Tummy banana
  677. Tuna Can
  678. Tuna can
  679. Tuna torpedo
  680. Turgid Trouser Snake
  681. Turgid turtle
  682. turkey
  683. Turkey baster
  684. Turkey neck
  685. Turnip
  686. turtle
  687. Turtleneck
  688. Tusk
  689. twanger
  690. Twig
  691. Twig and Berries
  692. Twig and berries
  693. Twinkie
  694. twinky
  695. Twister
  696. Two ball cane
  697. Two veg and meat
  698. Two-legged Boa
  699. Two-legged tripod
  700. twonker
  701. Umbrella handle
  702. Uncircumcised wonder
  703. Uncle
  704. Uncle Dick
  705. Uncle John
  706. Unit
  707. unmentionables
  708. Uzi
  709. Vainilla
  710. Vainilla Stick
  711. Valiant vein
  712. Veggie
  713. vein
  714. Vein train
  715. Vein train.
  716. Vein-cutter
  717. Vein-erect
  718. Veined custard launcher
  719. VeinMaster 3000
  720. Veiny Victor
  721. Veinzilla
  722. Velvet sword
  723. Vessel
  724. Vienna Sausage
  725. Viking horn
  726. Viking Staff
  727. Vindicator
  728. Vinegar
  729. Violin
  730. Virility
  731. Vixen
  732. Vodka
  733. Volcano
  734. Wally
  735. Wand
  736. wand of light
  737. Wang
  738. wang dang doodle
  739. Wanger
  740. wangle
  741. Wangsta
  742. Wanker
  743. wankie
  744. War club
  745. Warrior
  746. Weapon
  747. Weapon of ass destruction
  748. Weapon of mass destruction
  749. Weapon of Mass Seduction
  750. Wedge
  751. Wee-wee
  752. weenie
  753. weewee
  754. Weiner
  755. wenis
  756. wet noodle
  757. Whacker
  758. Whammer
  759. Whang
  760. Whangdoodle
  761. wheenie
  762. Whip
  763. Whistle
  764. White gold
  765. White Mamba
  766. Whoopie Stick
  767. whopper jr.
  768. widget
  769. Wiener
  770. Wiener Schnitzel
  771. Wiggle stick
  772. wiggle worm
  773. Wiggler
  774. Wiggly
  775. William
  776. Willow
  777. Willpower
  778. Willy
  779. Willy the one-eyed wonder worm
  780. willy wonka
  781. Wing wong
  782. wing-wang
  783. Wingman
  784. Winkie
  785. Winky
  786. Winnebago
  787. Winner
  788. Winston
  789. Winston Churchill
  790. Wintermelon
  791. Wisdom Wand
  792. Wise man
  793. Wishbone
  794. wizard sleeve
  795. Wonder Worm
  796. Wood
  797. Woodpecker
  798. Woody
  799. Worm
  800. Wormhole
  801. wormy
  802. Wrecking ball
  803. Wriggler
  804. Wriggly
  805. Wrinkle
  806. wrinklepump
  807. Wrist Rocket
  808. Wyvern
  809. X-factor
  810. Xylophone
  811. Yad
  812. Yak
  813. Yam
  814. yam
  815. Yam bag
  816. Yams
  817. Yang
  818. Yankee doodle
  819. Yard
  820. Yardstick
  821. Yawing Yowie
  822. Yearling
  823. Yellow
  824. Yellow Belly
  825. Yellow Dart
  826. Yellow dragon
  827. Yellow Peril
  828. Yellow Sausage
  829. Yellow submarine
  830. Yen
  831. Yew
  832. Ygdrasil's staff
  833. Yin-yang serpent
  834. yingyang
  835. Yippie
  836. Yipsicle
  837. Yo-yo
  838. Yob
  839. yobbo
  840. Yoda
  841. Yoga stick
  842. Yoghurt Cannon
  843. Yoghurt gun
  844. Yoghurt pistol
  845. Yogurt
  846. Yogurt hose
  847. Yogurt Slinger
  848. Yogurt slinger
  849. Yogurt thrower
  850. Yolk
  851. Yolkstick
  852. Yolky poke
  853. Yoni
  854. yoni stick
  855. Youth
  856. Yoyo
  857. Yuca
  858. Yule log
  859. Yum yum
  860. Yum-yum
  861. Yummy
  862. Zapper
  863. Zealot
  864. Zebedee
  865. Zebracorn horn
  866. zebu
  867. Zen
  868. Zephyr
  869. Zeppelin
  870. Zesty Italian
  871. Zeus
  872. ziggurat
  873. Zigzag
  874. Zilla
  875. Zinger
  876. Zipper
  877. Zipper Ripper
  878. Zipper snake
  879. Zippy
  880. ziz
  881. Zog
  882. zombie
  883. Zombie maker
  884. Zombie stick
  885. Zonker
  886. Zoom Stick
  887. Zoombini
  888. Zoomer
  889. Zoot stick
  890. Zorro
  891. Zucchini
  892. Zygmunt Freud
  893. Zygote poker
  894. Zygotene

It's important to keep in mind that the male genitalia should be handled with respect and decency despite the fact that this collection of more than 800 phrases for the penis may be humorous or entertaining. We must acknowledge the power of language and the influence our words can have on others as we continue to learn new words and broaden our vocabulary. It is crucial to adopt inclusive, polite language that encourages positive views toward sexuality and the human body, whether we are using slang phrases or medical terminology.

Here are some reasons why someone would choose to name their penis: 

Personal identification: Naming one's penis can establish a sense of personal identification, making it simpler to refer to it in talks or during sexual activity. 

Sexual arousal: Naming one's penis can increase sexual arousal and excitement, enhancing sexual encounters. 

Humour: Calling one's penis can be a lighter and more hilarious way to approach sexuality and bring a whimsical element to sexual encounters. 

Confidence: Naming one's penis can help boost confidence and good body image, especially if one is self-conscious about their body. 

Bonding: Naming one's penis can be a fun way to bond with partners or friends by establishing a shared experience and inside jokes. 

Tradition: Naming one's penis can be a cultural or personal tradition carried down from generation to generation. 

Exploration: Naming one's penis can be a method to explore and experiment with one's sexuality, allowing for new and diverse sensations. 

Finally, whether or not to name one's penis is a personal choice influenced by individual tastes and levels of comfort.



About the writer:
The Giggeli Project creates penis shaped design objects to break taboos and provoke discussion on genitalia. The idea behind the project is to create products that playfully highlight everyday issues and make us think differently about them.

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5 comments

damn men are so creative

a boring lady

I’m madly in love with you thank you

Glitch

I noticed that there is a name missing from the list…“Hairy-cressent-roll”

Mrmagoo

thank you for this information, it really means a lot to me and just know that i love you for it<3

leah

luv you

trolly wacker

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