Dicks can be referred to in a variety of ways. A collection of more than 800 additional words for the penis in alphabetical order is provided in this article. This list includes both common slang terminology and more uncommon and obscure words that are all related to the penis.

+800 Different Words for Penis: A Comprehensive List

1. Anaconda
2. Antenna
3. Appendage
4. Armadillo
5. Arrow
6. Baby maker
7. Baguette
8. Bald Avenger
9. Bald-headed giggle stick
10. Bally Wacker
11. Banana
12. Banger
13. Baseball bat
14. Baton
15. Bayonet
16. Beast
17. Beef bayonet
18. Beef whistle
19. Bellend
20. Big boy
21. Big guy
22. Biscuit
23. Bishop
24. Black mamba
25. Blastocyst
26. Blood sausage
27. Blue-veined custard chucker
28. Blue-veined junket pumper
29. Boaby
30. Bobbin
31. Bollocks
32. Bologna pony
33. Bolt
34. Bone
35. Boner
36. Booboo
37. Boom stick
38. Boot
39. Bopper
40. Botswana beef bayonet
41. Bouncer
42. Bouncing Betty
43. Braciole
44. Brain
45. Branch
46. Bratwurst
47. Broccoli
48. Broccoli spear
49. Brown trout
50. Brownie
51. Brutus and the Twins
52. Bubble
53. Bubble gum machine
54. Buckaroo
55. Buckwheat
56. Buddah's belly button
57. Buffalo soldier
58. Bulge
59. Bull
60. Bull's-eye
61. Bully beef
62. Bully stick
63. Bum tickler
64. Bumper
65. Burrito
66. Buster
67. Butt dart
68. Butterbean
69. Button
70. Caber
71. Cabeza
72. Cactus
73. Cadbury's c
74. Cajones
75. Camel toe
76. Cane
77. Cannoli
78. Captain winky
79. Capuchin
80. Carrot
81. Cervix sentinel
82. Chameleon
83. Champignon
84. Cheese log
85. Cheesestick
86. Chef's special
87. Cherub
88. Chicken
89. Chico stick
90. Choad
91. Chode
92. Chopper
93. Chowder
94. Christmas goose
95. Chub
96. Chubby
97. Chuck Dickens
98. Cigar
99. Cinnamon roll
100. Clam
101. Classic
102. Clit stick
103. Cloak
104. Clock
105. Club
106. Cobra
107. Cock
108. Cod
109. Colossus
110. Commander
111. Cone
112. Conga
113. Conquistador
114. Consolation prize
115. Cookie
116. Corkscrew
117. Corn dog
118. Cornholio
119. Cornish game hen
120. Corporal
121. Cossack
122. Cougar bait
123. Coxcomb
124. Crank
125. Crankshaft
126. Creamer
127. Crimper
128. Crimson mushroom
129. Crinkle-cut
130. Crown jewels
131. Crunchwrap
132. Crème de la crème
133. Cucumber
134. Cummerbund
135. Custard launcher
136. Cylinder
137. D's
138. Dagger
139. Dallas Dangler
140. Danger noodle
141. Darth Vader
142. Deep sea diver
143. Dick
144. Dickas Hilton
145. Ding dong
146. Ding-dong
147. Dingaling
148. Dipstick
149. Disco stick
150. Dismount
151. Divining rod
152. DJ
153. Dog
154. Doggy
155. Dolly
156. Dong
157. Donkey
158. Doorknob
159. Dope stick
160. Dork
161. Dormouse
162. Double barrel
163. Double dragon
164. Downstairs department
165. Drainpipe
166. Driller
167. Drumstick
168. Dude piston
169. Dumb stick
170. Dutch courage
171. Dutch rudder
172. Excalibur
173. Firehose
174. Franks and beans
175. Gerald
176. Gherkin
177. Giggeli
178. Goldfinger
179. Groin
180. Hammer
181. hammer of love
182. Hammer of Thor
183. handle
184. hard drive
185. Hard-on
186. hardware
187. hatchet wound
188. he-man
189. heat-seeking missile
190. heat-seeking moisture missile
191. helmet
192. herbie
193. Hercules
194. high hard one
195. hoo-ha
196. hoo-hoo
197. hook
198. horn
199. Hose
200. hose
201. hot dog
202. hot rod
203. hot sausage
204. Humphrey
205. hymie
206. iceberg
207. Indiana Bones
208. Jack in the box
209. Jack's magic beanstalk
210. Jackhammer
211. jammy
212. janitor in the hallway
213. java
214. javelin
215. jawbreaker
216. Jedi
217. Jefferson
218. jelly doughnut
219. Jenny Craig
220. Jerry
221. jiffy stick
222. Jimmy
223. Jizz Launcher
224. John Henry
225. John Johnson
226. Johnson
227. Jorma
228. Joy-stick
229. Joystick
230. joystick
231. Judge
232. Juicy fruit
233. jumbo
234. Jumper
235. Junior
236. Junk
237. junk
238. justin
239. Justus
240. Kaiser
241. kebab
242. Keck
243. Kennedy
244. kielbasa
245. King Ding Dong
246. King Kong
247. King Richard
248. King size
249. King snake
250. King's scepter
251. King's sword
252. Kipper
253. Kitty
254. Knob
255. Knobgoblin
256. Knobhead
257. Knobkerrie
258. Knobstick
259. Kraken
260. Krull the Warrior King
261. Kulli
262. Kyrpä
263. L'Engin
264. L'Outil
265. L'Unita
266. Lady-pleaser
267. Laidy's lollypop
268. Lance
269. Lancer
270. Lava flow
271. Leader
272. Leaky faucet
273. Leatherman
274. Lechon
275. Leek
276. Leg
277. Leg of lamb
278. Leg of mutton
279. Leggy
280. Lemon
281. Lemondrop
282. Length
283. Lengthy
284. Leo
285. Leosaurus
286. Leper
287. Leroy
288. Leviathan
289. Libido
290. Lick
291. Lickety-split
292. Lighthouse
293. Lightning rod
294. Lil' bro
295. Lil' willy
296. Lily
297. Lima
298. Limber dick
299. Limber jimmy
300. Limbo
301. Limousine
302. Limp biscuit
303. Limp noodle
304. Limp penis
305. Limp-dick
306. Limp-jim
307. Limpkin
308. Lincoln
309. Lindy
310. Lingam
311. Link
312. Linty
313. Lion
314. Lipstick
315. Liquidator
316. Liquor stick
317. Lissome
318. Little birdie
319. Little bro
320. Little chap
321. Little guy
322. Little head
323. Little john
324. Little man
325. Little peter
326. Little soldier
327. Little willy
328. Lizard
329. Lizard tongue
330. Locomotive
331. Log
332. Lollipop
333. Long Dong Silver
334. Long dong silver
335. Long fellow
336. Long john
337. Long johnson
338. Long one
339. Long stick
340. Longfellow
341. Longfellow diller
342. Longhorn
343. Longie
344. Longjohn
345. Longshanks
346. Longstaff
347. Magic Mike
348. Magic stick
349. Magic Wand
350. Magic wand
351. Manhood
352. Meat Scepter
353. Meat stick
354. Member
355. Micropenis
356. Mini-me
357. Missile
358. Moby Dick
359. Mojo
360. Monster
361. Mount Vesuvius
362. Mr. Happy
363. Mr. Winky
364. Mule
365. Mushroom
366. Mushroom Head
367. Mutton
368. Myrtle
369. Nard
370. Nether rod
371. One-eye Pete
372. One-Eyed Monster
373. One-eyed monster
374. One-Eyed Snake
375. One-eyed trouser snake
376. One-eyed wonder weasel
377. Organ
378. Package
379. Packer
380. Packing heat
381. Pecker
382. Pee-Pee
383. Pee-pee
384. Peen
385. Pencil
386. Pencil dick
387. Penile appendage
388. Penile shaft
389. Penile tissue
390. Penile unit
391. Penile weapon
392. Penis
393. Pepperoncini
394. Peter
395. Phallos
396. Phallus
397. Piece
398. Pink Oboe
399. Pintle
400. Pipe
401. Pistol
402. Piston
403. Pleasure Stick
404. Plonker
405. Pocket Rocket
406. Pogo stick
407. Poker
408. Pole
409. Popcorn
410. Pork Sword
411. Prick
412. Private
413. Private part
414. Purple-headed yogurt slinger
415. Purple-helmeted trouser snake
416. Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love
417. Purple-helmeted warrior of love
418. Purple-helmeted yogurt thrower
419. Python
420. Quiver bone
421. Ramrod
422. Ranger
423. Rascal
424. Red-capped mushroom
425. Rod
426. Root of Jesse
427. Rude boy
428. Sausage
429. Scepter
430. Schlong
431. Schwanz
432. Schwanzstucker
433. Schwetty balls
434. Scooby Snack
435. Screwdriver
436. Scrod
437. Scrotum
438. Sea monster
439. Secret weapon
440. Shaft
441. Shillelagh
442. Shiv
443. Shlong
444. Skin Flute
445. Skin flute
446. Skinner
447. Slingblade
448. Slug
449. Slugger
450. Smacker
451. Snake
452. Snapper
453. Soldier
454. Spam javelin
455. Spear
456. Speed Bump
457. Speedboat
458. Spigot
459. Spigot of love
460. Spitstick
461. Spitter
462. Sponge
463. Spongebob
464. Sprout
465. Spunk gun
466. Spurt gun
467. Squirt gun
468. Staff
469. Stallion
470. Stand
471. Stand up
472. Starfruit
473. Stick
474. Stiffie
475. Stiffy
476. Stinger
477. Stock
478. Stone
479. Stone of David
480. Stonehenge
481. Stonker
482. Stopper
483. Striker
484. Stud
485. Stump
486. Submarine
487. Sugar stick
488. Super soaker
489. Supercock
490. Surfboard
491. Swamp lizard
492. Swansong
493. Sweetmeat
494. Swiss Army Penis
495. Swizzle stick
496. Sword
497. Tabasco
498. Tadger
499. Tail
500. Tall tommy
501. tally
502. Tallywacker
503. tallywhacker
504. Tang
505. Tank
506. tapa
507. Tassle
508. Tasty pastry
509. tater
510. Tazmanian devil
511. Tea and crumpets
512. Tea stick
513. Telescoping tower
514. Tent peg
515. Testicle
516. Testicles
517. testicular tissue
518. testiculi
519. testies
520. testons
521. testosterbone
522. The anaconda
523. The baton
524. The big guy
525. the big vein
526. the bishop
527. The blue-veined custard chucker
528. The chopper
529. The cone
530. the conga
531. The cyclops
532. The ding dong
533. The Dipstick
534. The dong
535. The driver
536. The dude piston
537. the eye of the needle
538. the family jewels
539. the flagpole
540. The flesh flute
541. The flesh rocket
542. the fleshy tripod
543. the fuck stick
544. the fun rod
545. The grower
546. the head
547. The heat-seeking moisture missile
548. the hose
549. The joystick
550. the King
551. The knob
552. the little man in the boat
553. The love muscle
554. the magic wand
555. the main vein
556. The male member
557. the man in the boat
558. The meat whistle
559. the member
560. The middle leg
561. The mighty mite
562. the old boy
563. The old man
564. The one-eyed captain
565. The one-eyed monster
566. the one-eyed snake
567. The one-eyed wonder worm
568. The package
569. The peen
570. The peeper
571. the pendulum
572. the peter
573. The pink cigar
574. the pink oboe
575. The pipe
576. the piston
577. the pleasure pole
578. The poker
579. The pole
580. the pork sword
581. the prick
582. The purple-helmeted warrior
583. the purple-helmeted warrior of love
584. The python
585. The rocket
586. The rod
587. The salami
588. The sausage
589. The schlong
590. the scoop
591. The shaft
592. The shotgun
593. The skin flute
594. The snake
595. the spitter
596. the staff of life
597. the stick
598. The stiff one
599. The stinger
600. the stonker
601. the sword
602. The third leg
603. The tool
604. The trouser snake
605. The tube steak
606. the unit
607. The wang
608. the weasel
609. The wedge
610. the wee-wee
611. The weenie
612. The whopper
613. The wiener
614. The wiggle stick
615. the willy
616. the wingwang
617. The womb raider
618. The wonder worm
619. The woody
620. the worm
621. thingy
622. Third Leg
623. Third leg
624. Thorn
625. Thrill drill
626. Throb knob
627. throbber
628. Throbbing gristle
629. Thumper
630. Thunderbird
631. Thunderbolt
632. Thunderstick
633. Tic Tac
634. Tickle pickle
635. Tickler
636. Tiger
637. Tiki
638. Timber
639. Time machine
640. Tingler
641. Tinker
642. Tinkerbell
643. tip
644. Tip drill
645. Tip of the iceberg
646. Tipper
647. Tissue
648. Titan
649. Toad
650. toadstool
651. todger
652. Toe
653. Tool
654. tooly
655. tooter
656. Toothpick
657. Tootsie roll
658. Top gun
659. Torch
660. Tower
661. Tower of power
662. tractor beam
663. Trafalgar
664. Treasure
665. Tree trunk
666. Tri-pod
667. Trinket
668. Trombone
669. Trouser Snake
670. Trousersnake
671. Trumpet
672. Truncheon
673. Trunk
674. Tuba
675. tube
676. Tummy banana
677. Tuna Can
678. Tuna can
679. Tuna torpedo
680. Turgid Trouser Snake
681. Turgid turtle
682. turkey
683. Turkey baster
684. Turkey neck
685. Turnip
686. turtle
687. Turtleneck
688. Tusk
689. twanger
690. Twig
691. Twig and Berries
692. Twig and berries
693. Twinkie
694. twinky
695. Twister
696. Two ball cane
697. Two veg and meat
698. Two-legged Boa
699. Two-legged tripod
700. twonker
701. Umbrella handle
702. Uncircumcised wonder
703. Uncle
704. Uncle Dick
705. Uncle John
706. Unit
707. unmentionables
708. Uzi
709. Vainilla
710. Vainilla Stick
711. Valiant vein
712. Veggie
713. vein
714. Vein train
715. Vein train.
716. Vein-cutter
717. Vein-erect
718. Veined custard launcher
719. VeinMaster 3000
720. Veiny Victor
721. Veinzilla
722. Velvet sword
723. Vessel
724. Vienna Sausage
725. Viking horn
726. Viking Staff
727. Vindicator
728. Vinegar
729. Violin
730. Virility
731. Vixen
732. Vodka
733. Volcano
734. Wally
735. Wand
736. wand of light
737. Wang
738. wang dang doodle
739. Wanger
740. wangle
741. Wangsta
742. Wanker
743. wankie
744. War club
745. Warrior
746. Weapon
747. Weapon of ass destruction
748. Weapon of mass destruction
749. Weapon of Mass Seduction
750. Wedge
751. Wee-wee
752. weenie
753. weewee
754. Weiner
755. wenis
756. wet noodle
757. Whacker
758. Whammer
759. Whang
760. Whangdoodle
761. wheenie
762. Whip
763. Whistle
764. White gold
765. White Mamba
766. Whoopie Stick
767. whopper jr.
768. widget
769. Wiener
770. Wiener Schnitzel
771. Wiggle stick
772. wiggle worm
773. Wiggler
774. Wiggly
775. William
776. Willow
777. Willpower
778. Willy
779. Willy the one-eyed wonder worm
780. willy wonka
781. Wing wong
782. wing-wang
783. Wingman
784. Winkie
785. Winky
786. Winnebago
787. Winner
788. Winston
789. Winston Churchill
790. Wintermelon
791. Wisdom Wand
792. Wise man
793. Wishbone
794. wizard sleeve
795. Wonder Worm
796. Wood
797. Woodpecker
798. Woody
799. Worm
800. Wormhole
801. wormy
802. Wrecking ball
803. Wriggler
804. Wriggly
805. Wrinkle
806. wrinklepump
807. Wrist Rocket
808. Wyvern
809. X-factor
810. Xylophone
811. Yad
812. Yak
813. Yam
814. yam
815. Yam bag
816. Yams
817. Yang
818. Yankee doodle
819. Yard
820. Yardstick
821. Yawing Yowie
822. Yearling
823. Yellow
824. Yellow Belly
825. Yellow Dart
826. Yellow dragon
827. Yellow Peril
828. Yellow Sausage
829. Yellow submarine
830. Yen
831. Yew
832. Ygdrasil's staff
833. Yin-yang serpent
834. yingyang
835. Yippie
836. Yipsicle
837. Yo-yo
838. Yob
839. yobbo
840. Yoda
841. Yoga stick
842. Yoghurt Cannon
843. Yoghurt gun
844. Yoghurt pistol
845. Yogurt
846. Yogurt hose
847. Yogurt Slinger
848. Yogurt slinger
849. Yogurt thrower
850. Yolk
851. Yolkstick
852. Yolky poke
853. Yoni
854. yoni stick
855. Youth
856. Yoyo
857. Yuca
858. Yule log
859. Yum yum
860. Yum-yum
861. Yummy
862. Zapper
863. Zealot
864. Zebedee
865. Zebracorn horn
866. zebu
867. Zen
868. Zephyr
869. Zeppelin
870. Zesty Italian
871. Zeus
872. ziggurat
873. Zigzag
874. Zilla
875. Zinger
876. Zipper
877. Zipper Ripper
878. Zipper snake
879. Zippy
880. ziz
881. Zog
882. zombie
883. Zombie maker
884. Zombie stick
885. Zonker
886. Zoom Stick
887. Zoombini
888. Zoomer
889. Zoot stick
890. Zorro
891. Zucchini
892. Zygmunt Freud
893. Zygote poker
894. Zygotene

It's important to keep in mind that the male genitalia should be handled with respect and decency despite the fact that this collection of more than 800 phrases for the penis may be humorous or entertaining. We must acknowledge the power of language and the influence our words can have on others as we continue to learn new words and broaden our vocabulary. It is crucial to adopt inclusive, polite language that encourages positive views toward sexuality and the human body, whether we are using slang phrases or medical terminology.

Here are some reasons why someone would choose to name their penis: 

Personal identification: Naming one's penis can establish a sense of personal identification, making it simpler to refer to it in talks or during sexual activity. 

Sexual arousal: Naming one's penis can increase sexual arousal and excitement, enhancing sexual encounters. 

Humour: Calling one's penis can be a lighter and more hilarious way to approach sexuality and bring a whimsical element to sexual encounters. 

Confidence: Naming one's penis can help boost confidence and good body image, especially if one is self-conscious about their body. 

Bonding: Naming one's penis can be a fun way to bond with partners or friends by establishing a shared experience and inside jokes. 

Tradition: Naming one's penis can be a cultural or personal tradition carried down from generation to generation. 

Exploration: Naming one's penis can be a method to explore and experiment with one's sexuality, allowing for new and diverse sensations. 

Finally, whether or not to name one's penis is a personal choice influenced by individual tastes and levels of comfort.

About the writer:
The Giggeli Project creates penis shaped design objects to break taboos and provoke discussion on genitalia. The idea behind the project is to create products that playfully highlight everyday issues and make us think differently about them.